January 2010
28 posts
Squeek: Anti-soul.
Lu says: OMG i love pirates it’s like, the second impossible thing i’d wanna be behind vampire xD Dr. Beeb. says: hahaha a sparkly one? Lu says: EWW like, dracula sexy and souless Dr. Beeb. says: you’re already there! Lu says: LOL are you implying i have no soul? totally true
Squeek: AusEve Guy
Dr. Beeb. says: well, this guy was trying to pick me up on australia day eve and told me a story about how he ate sewerage and was in hospital Lu says: australia day eve, the most magical of days this mouth had poop in it, wanna make-out?? Dr. Beeb. says: he’s like ‘you know, i never used to be this fat, i used to be skinny’ and then seemed to realise that wasn’t...
Squeek: CANCAH
Dr. Beeb. says: haha i was in the supermarket with mum and there was coffee mugs saying ‘CANCER’ and she goes ‘that’s just mean!!’ Lu says: LOL Dr. Beeb. says: if i ever get cancer, please give me one xD Lu says: ill give you one for your birthday as a pre-cursor Dr. Beeb. says: hahaha Lu says: cause everyone ends up with cancer these days Dr. Beeb. says: if...
Squeek: No greys
Lu says: you dont need to go to uni, im sure there’s everything you need to be a doctor in your room Dr. Beeb. says: SCALPEL Lu says: OMG get patients into bed with you and it’ll be AWESOME Dr. Beeb. says: sounds like a good plan Lu says: not in a greys anatomy into-bed-with-you tho Dr. Beeb. says: aw Lu says: that’s just wrong
Squeek: GAMEBoY
Lu says: we found this old gameboy thing called SuperBoat it doesn’t work, im kinda glad..
Squeek: Bran Nue Day
Dr. Beeb says: the movie was sooooooo weird though like… it would start to get normal again… and then out of nowhere someone would start singing a weird song and throw you off again
Squeek: Pride of all kinds.
melanie jane says: YAY! i’m so excited we’re going to a beach you can drive on and bringing portable bbq’s yayyyy and i’m bringing the radio cause its hottest 100 day Lu says: I’ll be wearing an apron and being a bogan xD melanie jane says: haha wee well its all about being australian Lu says: and who’s more australian that a fat lesbian wearing shorts? melanie...
Squeek: Growing up Tassie.
Lu says: we Tasweigen kids hate the heat xD “a freezer? Stay in too long and you’ll die? it’s 25 degrees out here, i’ll risk it”
Squeek: Migraine Angel
Dr. Beeb. says: Less commonly, an aura can occur without a headache Lu says: and then you’re an angel
BBN: The Girl's Got It.
To Raymond and Serena: Nerida Grace (G) In the age of Flo Rida… This chick shall be ridiculed xD
To Benjamin and Jessamy: Elsie Velvet (G) Jessamy is 10479 times worse than “Elsie”. But velvet bugs the crap outta me.
To David and Erin: Klancy Dawn (G) Really? Clancy, not even spelled right, for a GIRL???
To Todd and Nikki: Ayzia Nicole (G) Oh wow, you guys gave birth to a...
You are female You are in high school You dropped out of high school You graduated within the last 5 years You live on your own You live within 20 minutes of your best friend You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed You live within 20 minutes of your ex You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours You have been to the movies within the last week You have had 3 or more...
Is it weird I’m still waiting on the vampires to come through for me?
Jasper???
LOL whut??
Sexist perv says: i cere two much Lu - I can’t really make you love me says: if you think so.. Sexist perv says: thats why i get job for help ppl Lu - I can’t really make you love me says: ah ok, cool Sexist perv says: yes i know what you thinking why i am doing this but doing this my own and my heart Lu - I can’t really make you love me says: well I guess the world...
Squeek: twitter.
Lu says: I was going “mel will think i’ve pulled a brelly” LOL melanie jane says: rofl LOL i thought that for a brief second then i thought you’d died or something Lu says: lol, practically whats the use of living if you can tell twitter everything you do
This or that.
1. Never have good sex again, or never eat delicious food again? Never have good sex again. 2. Make out with one of your co-workers, or one of your teachers? Teachers. 3. Watch a movie in the theater and pay, or watch it online for free? Watch it in the cinema. 4. Wear a lot of eyeliner or a lot of eyeshadow? Eyeshadow. 5. Date someone four years older than you or four years younger than you?...